Philosophy of Perception

I have come to a conclusion. I am going to change the way that I live my life. Why? Because apparently if I don’t I’m going to die at 58 years old. Yes, that’s according to death clock online which is a highly unreliable source, I know but still. Apparently it doesn’t even matter that I’m horribly overweight. All that matters is that I’m pessimistic. That seems to be the clincher. If I was fat and optimistic I could live until 92. So what is my grand master plan you ask? Lose the weight. I’m sure that if I lost some weight and stayed pessimistic I could live a little past 58. That works for me!

Now, the details of my plan. During the next four months I plan to:

-lose at least 20 pounds (by going to the gym and altering the way that I eat)

-get my social work license so I can finally be a LMSW

-get a new damn job because this one isn’t working out as well as I hoped it would

-get my provisional license so that I am eligible for school social work positions

This is my grand master plan for the next four months. This started Sunday, May 18th and will end Thursday, Sept. 18th. So during this time I will attempt to achieve at least three out of the four goals. If I got all four then I’m a superstar! And not just in the Mario Party kind of way. So there you have it. I am attempting to change my life starting now. This blog will come in fairly useful as I attempt to chronicle this feat of life changing status.

So as of May 18th, I am a weight that I will so not put down here. I’ve gone to the gym once this week. I’m doing good so far! Go me!